‘ Announces Presidential Run
A recent rekindling of “birther” news has compelled Andy Martin, who calls himself “king of the birthers,” to announce a run for the White House in 2012, becoming the first GOP candidate to officially do so.
On New Hampshire’s WTPL radio, Martin spoke about the commotion caused by incoming Gov. Neil Abercrombie (D-Hawaii) — who said earlier this week that he would take actions to squelch the Obama citizenship conspiracy theory once and for all. Martin claimed that his candidacy would prevent the citizenship issue from fading further into the fringe.
“I’m going to have a tremendous impact on the presidential election, not because I’m the frontrunner. I mean, clearly at this point I’m not,” he said. But he believes the White House is blocking the release of the president’s full birth certificate because it could contain embarrassing information.
“My campaign doesn’t say he was born here or he was born there, it says produce the facts,” Martin said. “Tell the truth to the American people. If you want our confidence,Ray Ban Aviatori Vendita, if you want our young men and women our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters and nephews and nieces to die for your policies,Cheap Ray Ban Wayfarers, we have to trust you.”
Check out more about Martin’s longshot candidacy here, or listen to his announcement, linked here.
The flaw in Abercrombie’s thinking is that he believes this is a matter that can be laid to rest. But the birthers already believe in an ornate conspiracy, spanning many generations of bipartisan officials on the local, state, and federal level, to conceal the heritage of a biracial child in order to install him in the White House for. well, for kicks,Ray Bans Wayfarer Cheap, I guess! Given that they already successfully contain all that derangement inside their cranial cavities, there’s really no big reveal Abercrombie can offer that won’t simply be seamlessly incorporated as component of this bonkers theory.